Mourning

AUGUST 29, 1958 - JUNE 25, 2009

MICHAEL! MICHAEL!! MICHAEL!!!
we will chant forever.

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The Roomate stole my car at about 2 yday. Ofcourse, I went mad! Is he mad?!!!
MY CAR?!!! MY EFFING FANTASTIC CAR!

JEALOUS BÂTARD! PUTAIN DE MERDE!

EM-EFer!!!

And so on and so forth!

Around 4, he was still not back and then they started trickling in, asking for the Roomate. Apparently, I was supposed to be having a party. It was kind of a reverse surprise party where the guests come in and surprise the celebrant instead of the other way round.
In fact they came prepared, with their drinks and stuff but I wasn't feeling the party.
The Roomate still had my car.
I seriously thought of bashing his but couldn't find the keys, fortunately for him.

At about six, he returns with my baby which I have decided to baptise MY CAR (original abi?)

And there they were- the personalised plates

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How lame?!

I could have done better!!!

We are now on speaking terms again so that's that!

The Boyfriend came around and he gave me a friendship ring. Everyone said congratulations like they think we are engaged. yeah right!
He is leaving today and I am going on a three-week holiday to nowhere!

I guess I am still hung-ova!

See y'all in three weeks!

TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY

Today na my birthdaaaaayyyyy! (shaka shaka shaka) that's the sound of the shaka shaka they shake on Wazobia fm.
So wish me Happy Birthday. Or don't! Either way...

So far-

I woke up on the high side of my bed. TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!! And I am 24. Happy Birthday to me, Trésor LeKado!!!

Gifts, Gifts, Gifts!!!
My Birthday is all about the gifts.
I got a vibrator from Bilkis (seriously, I think she needs it more than I do)
The Boyfriend is yet to give me a gift. In fact, I haven't seen him this morning. Well, wateva!
The Roomate gave me nothing though he wished me a perfunctory Happy birthday. That's his bizness.
So you see, the day started high, then went a bit low then suddenly it zoomed up on the scale!
And when I say zoom, I mean ZOOM!
ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!
YES, MY CAR!
My Car arrived like 8am this morning.
YES! and it's bigger and brighter than the Roomate's.
YES! Mr.Yellow did it!
I got a... wait for it!
DISCUSSION CONTINUES! (google dat if u can, this is not a brand promoting blog! oh wat the heck!) It's a HONDA ACCORD 2008 model! BRAND NEW!
YEP!
So take that Mr. Roomate! You and your stupid 'End of Discussion!' The Discussion Continues right now!

So I got my wish and I cruised my car round the area. And I saw someone peeping at me, Ms. Bukky M., who else! I swear her eyes were green as I passed.

This birthday is my happiest ever, all my enemies have been put to shame and nothing can make me feel bad today- not the Roomate, not the Boyfriend, nobody!

I am seriously thinking of getting personalized plates. What do I put now? Let's see now...

How about...
DEM - GO - DIE
or
DEM - GO - TAKE
or
MAKE - DEM - QUENCH

Too long abi?! I need something wit number!

How about?

T- RAY- ZA - 4 - LIFE

No biff there.